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<blockquote data-quote="MIKE SCOTT" data-source="post: 3254025" data-attributes="member: 11968"><p>vi posto quello che ogni tanto mi mandano i miei amici angli <img src="/forum/styles/uix/xenforo/smilies_vb/icon_mrgreen.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Icon Mrgreen :mrgreen:" data-shortname=":mrgreen:" /> per esplicitare quello che penso della FSL .... </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A drunk man who smelled like beer</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">sat down on a subway next to a priest.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The man's tie was stained, his face</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">was plastered with red lipstick,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and a half-empty bottle of gin was</span></span></strong> </span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">sticking out of his torn coat pocket.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He opened his newspaper and</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">began reading.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">After a few minutes the man</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">turned to the priest and asked, </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The priest replies, 'My Son, it's</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">caused by loose living,being with</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">contempt for your fellow man, sleeping</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The drunk muttered in response,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">'Well, I'll be damned, '</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then returned to his paper.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The priest, thinking about what</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">he had said, nudged the man</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and apologized. 'I'm very sorry.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I didn't mean to come on so strong.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">How long have you had arthritis?'</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I was just reading here that the Pope does....</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">spero afferriate il nesso <img src="/forum/styles/uix/xenforo/smilies_vb/icon_mrgreen.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Icon Mrgreen :mrgreen:" data-shortname=":mrgreen:" /></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MIKE SCOTT, post: 3254025, member: 11968"] vi posto quello che ogni tanto mi mandano i miei amici angli :mrgreen: per esplicitare quello che penso della FSL .... [SIZE=4][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Comic Sans MS]WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Comic Sans MS] A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Comic Sans MS]sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living,being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Comic Sans MS]contempt for your fellow man, sleeping[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Comic Sans MS]around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does....[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]spero afferriate il nesso :mrgreen:[/SIZE] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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